- Your dream vacation involves a rubber room and fancy white jacket with extra long arms.
- Your husbands antique, faded and holy Old Navy sweat shirt is your formal wear.
- You can replace the words to the song, “Do Your Ears Hang Low?”, with multiple body parts.
- You could earn your PHD in languages of the toddler tribe.
- The sexiest text message you’ve sent your husband lately is a reminder that the two year old needs her hawsie, Jessie, puppy, and ming ming when he puts her to bed.
- You no longer call a horse a horse, it’s now a hawsie and saying the word, hot dog, means that you’ll have to finish singing the entire hot dog, hot diggity dog song.
- Your idea of a relaxing night is putting the kids to bed earlier and enjoying the last of the ice cream. Until you realize that it’s thirty minutest past bedtime, the kids are still awake and you’re scrubbing the rest of the ice cream off the floor, thanks to the kids.
- You’re really a mom when all this applies to one day.
- You are without a doubt a mom when you wouldn’t change the craziness of it all for the world.
You Might Be A Mom If…..
You know you’re a mom of young kids when;
April Ockerman says
Love it!! Or if you wake in the middle of the night with “What’s going to work? Teamwork!!” going over and over again!!
Bobbie says
we sing that all the time, even when the kids aren’t around!
Kimberly @ The Brown Eyes Have It says
Great post and so true! 🙂