Today I cut my mouth eating a french fry from In and Out Burger. It got stuck under my toungue and it was extra crispy. True Story.
I wandered Target’s clothing department for 30 minutes wishing that I could just find one teal shirt to wear under my cardigan. Thirty minutes of wandering through the entire woman’s department, including maternity, muttering to myself about my inability to find one single teal shirt in all of Target. Then I looked down at my teal t-shirt that I was wearing. True Story.
I hurt myself putting on spanx. Take off the price tag first, the plastic price tags can be extra sharp, even sharper than a french fry. True Story.
Last night I cleaned out the cat’s litterbox and left the pan outside to dry for awhile. Tonight at 11pm I got a text from Damion telling me he had just found the litter box pan outside. Which means I forgot to put the litter box back together last night. 24 hours of no litter box. Wow that’s gonna be a fun game of hide-n-seek. True Story.
That all happened today. True Story.
Tomorrow I’m going to a conference and meeting a ton of people. My main goal is to not fall down the escalator or walk into a plate glass wall. I may be an over achiever in this goal. True Story.
What’s your True Story from this week?
Sunday night my hubby left the car window down. All night. It rained that night. SO, Monday morning I rode to work with a towel and a rain jacket under my butt. (true story)
Monday after work I left the car door open to let it dry out and air out while my hubby was working in the back yard. Well after dark he finished his work, shut the car door, and came in for bed. Tuesday morning when I opened the car door I noticed little paw prints all over the interior of the car (true story).
A raccoon had gotten into the car while the door was open…THANKFULLY it crawled out before my hubby shut the door for the night! On Tuesday I also drove to work with a towel and rain jacket under my rear end and nervously looking in the rear view mirror to see if there were any critters back there. True story!
I read this comment friday while I was stuck in non moving traffic and I laughed so hard! I was so lost, so late, and so stuck and it was just what I needed. Thank you so much for the laughs. Raccoons drive me crazy. They make my dogs loose it and they get into our trash. ugh.
Oh Girl. What a day! I have never injured myself with a French fry before but I can see that happening to me. Bless your heart. The litter pan thing …well…that’s a bummer. I hate when I forget to do important things!
Mouth injuries are never cool. True story.