Today I cut my mouth eating a french fry from In and Out Burger. It got stuck under my toungue and it was extra crispy. True Story.
I wandered Target’s clothing department for 30 minutes wishing that I could just find one teal shirt to wear under my cardigan. Thirty minutes of wandering through the entire woman’s department, including maternity, muttering to myself about my inability to find one single teal shirt in all of Target. Then I looked down at my teal t-shirt that I was wearing. True Story.
I hurt myself putting on spanx. Take off the price tag first, the plastic price tags can be extra sharp, even sharper than a french fry. True Story.
Last night I cleaned out the cat’s litterbox and left the pan outside to dry for awhile. Tonight at 11pm I got a text from Damion telling me he had just found the litter box pan outside. Which means I forgot to put the litter box back together last night. 24 hours of no litter box. Wow that’s gonna be a fun game of hide-n-seek. True Story.
That all happened today. True Story.
Tomorrow I’m going to a conference and meeting a ton of people. My main goal is to not fall down the escalator or walk into a plate glass wall. I may be an over achiever in this goal. True Story.
What’s your True Story from this week?