Funny Free Printable! Good moms let you lick the beaters but great moms turn them off first! The perfect thing to print and give to a friend having a rough day or make it your phone wallpaper for a giggle.
Ugh friends. Mama was moody on Sunday. I laid down to take a nap and the second my head hit the pillow my neighbor’s little boy started playing basketball, right outside the bedroom window. He’s the best kid so I tried to just ignore it but all I could hear was the ball hitting the concrete – again and again – bam, bam, bam… bam, bam, bam. Occasionally it would hit their truck with a loud BANG!!
Then my daughter decided that coming into our room one time to ask if she could have the gum in my purse wasn’t enough. No! She had to come in 4 different times within 20 minutes. When that failed under threat of never eating sugar again if she came back in our room, she sent in her little sister.
At that point I was so frustrated that I just got up and decided to make a new spring wreath, which turned out great!, but I took my anger out on the floral wire. And there might have been broken pieces of grapevine scattered around the floor, might have been.
Finally Mr. Byrd trapped me in our bedroom and asked, “did I do something?”.
“No,” I harshly replied outwardly. Inwardly I was wishing I had Darth Vader super powers to express my current mood with.
Nothing was wrong. Except for tired little kids fighting, everything was fine. I was just the very scary moody that moms just deal with sometimes.
That’s why I decided to make a new printable to share with you that’s perfect for those hormonal days of mom frustration. It’s a great printable to share with friends that need a laugh or to send to your kids when you want to warn them that momma is moody.
And next time you’re picking on yourself for your parenting skills, just remind yourself that you turned off the beaters. You’re a great mom, you are!
Turn it into a card or save it to your phone and use it as a wallpaper. Please do not reproduce this or sell it in any manner. This printable is for personal use only.
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