The Day Mommy Went Postal.

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Mommy lost it today. I saw a glimpse of the teenage years and it was ugly! It was so rough that at one point I just had to get out of the house. I made a no talking rule (which no one listened to because apparently I speak Greek) and then we left to run an errand which did not require me to leave my car. So because of the fact that I was rushing to get out of the house before my head exploded and since I didn't have to get out of the car, I wore this: Don't judge me. There was no chocolate, screaming kids, and hormones... lots of hormones. (Don't judge my dirty rug either, our vacuum … [Read more...]

Head Bangin’

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Today was one of those bang your head on the wall type days. First Princess Girly Girl decided to see how much her momma would fall for during home school lessons. Here was her math problem:0 + 9 = ?There's little blocks for her to color and count since she's just now learning addition. It's pretty easy, right?So first I say, "what's 0 + 9"? She colored all her little squares, nine of them, counts them and then says, "four?".  Really? Really? She just counted all the blocks to nine and she guesses four?  Then she just started guessing random numbers, "um...5, 10, 12, 2?".  … [Read more...]

No Starbucks For You!

Oh what a day. I seriously don't even know where to start. First thing this morning I put Princess Newbie down in the office to play while I checked my email. I had not even glanced in the mirror or brushed my teeth yet. I got up from the desk and walked to the hall for one second to tell the older princesses something. When I came back I noticed a huge brown spot on the floor. It took me a minute but I quickly realized that Princess Newbie's diaper had exploded. Good thing that I keep carpet cleaner close by at all times. I cleaned up the spot and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. It was … [Read more...]

Ring Pop Glory

I try to be a positive person but some days I fail. Today was one of those days. It started poorly when I was woken up by a kid that just couldn't stop coughing. It wasn't an emergency but I was sickly too and just wanted a little more sleep. Instead I got a beautiful princess curled up in the middle of our bed who coughed every 5 seconds. Really, I counted.  It was an early start and everyone was grumpy because of  the early start. We did go to lunch with His Royal Highness which was nice but eventually it started going downhill again. After lunch I headed down hwy 59 into the scary … [Read more...]