Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

May 16, 2013 by · Leave a Comment
Don't go Bacon my heart - bacon poster or bacon phone wallpaper by Clumsy Crafter

For Mother's Day this year Mr. Byrd gave me a new pen tablet that attaches to my computer for me to make graphics with. I'm not a squeee type person and frankly I think that's silly when I see it online but squeee!!! Since I have wanted one for awhile and I'm just learning how to use it what better way to practice than to make a free bacon poster. You can also save the image to your phone and have bacon wallpaper (don't lick your phone!).  What's better than bacon and a catchy song lyric? Plus you know you're going to be singing this all night long.... Don't go breaking bacon my … [Read more...]

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Free Printable: Glue Guns and Fingerprints

April 25, 2013 by · 3 Comments
Who needs fingerprints when you have hot glue?

  Everyone knows that when you play with fire you get burned. The same goes for hot glue guns and your fingertips. Yes if you're a long term crafter you will not have fingerprints but the positive side of that is that you have a great future career in bank robbery.  So in honor of those of us that lack fingerprints for the cause of crafting, I have made a free printable. These would look great as decorations for a craft room or you can even turn it into a crafty card for those crafters that inspire you. Also a trick that I've learned with the free printables online is that you can … [Read more...]

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“Egg”cellent Easter Printables

March 14, 2013 by · Leave a Comment
You've Been Egged

Easter is a hard holiday for me to get crafty for. Damion's birthday, My birthday, Princess Girly Girl's birthday and then Princess Goofy's birthday all happen around the 7 weeks that might or might not include Easter, depending on what week it falls on that year. Usually my mind is so racing with birthday junk that I look at the calendar and say, "Oh.. Easter is this weekend!".  And of course I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed so even attending Palm Sunday services does nothing to remind me that Easter is the next week.  Then when I do remember I would rather take that time to teach … [Read more...]

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Free Christmas Printable

November 27, 2011 by · Leave a Comment
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It's finally time for Christmas but as usual it snuck up on me and I'm a month behind. Somewhere in the back of my head I'm convinced it's still September. But because I don't want to make you behind as well I made this Christmas printable for you. Print it out and place it in a frame to make your life a little bit happier. However I don't want to make you a little happy, I want to make you very happy so I made five matching gift tags too. You can print them on sticker paper and use them a labels for baked goods or print them onto card stock and tie them to packages. … [Read more...]

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Free Printables : Thank You Labels

May 11, 2011 by · 4 Comments
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  It's almost the end of the school year. For kids this means sleeping in, trips to the zoo and beach in the same week, and unlimited hours of online gaming. For parents this means that you have a thousand thank you gifts to find for teachers, principals, coaches and the custodian that once scrubbed your child's half digested breakfast off the classroom floor. And if you homeschool, like we do, then you still probably need to find a thank you gift for someone out there... like your best friend who drove an hour to watch your kids last week, or your realtor who puts up … [Read more...]

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