Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

Don't go Bacon my heart - bacon poster or bacon phone wallpaper by Clumsy Crafter

For Mother's Day this year Mr. Byrd gave me a new pen tablet that attaches to my computer for me to make graphics with. I'm not a squeee type person and frankly I think that's silly when I see it online but squeee!!! Since I have wanted one for awhile and I'm just learning how to use it what better way to practice than to make a free bacon poster. You can also save the image to your phone and have bacon wallpaper (don't lick your phone!).  What's better than bacon and a catchy song lyric? Plus you know you're going to be singing this all night long.... Don't go breaking bacon my … [Read more...]

Free Printable: Glue Guns and Fingerprints

Who needs fingerprints when you have hot glue?

  Everyone knows that when you play with fire you get burned. The same goes for hot glue guns and your fingertips. Yes if you're a long term crafter you will not have fingerprints but the positive side of that is that you have a great future career in bank robbery.  So in honor of those of us that lack fingerprints for the cause of crafting, I have made a free printable. These would look great as decorations for a craft room or you can even turn it into a crafty card for those crafters that inspire you. Also a trick that I've learned with the free printables online is that you can … [Read more...]

“Egg”cellent Easter Printables

You've Been Egged

Easter is a hard holiday for me to get crafty for. Damion's birthday, My birthday, Princess Girly Girl's birthday and then Princess Goofy's birthday all happen around the 7 weeks that might or might not include Easter, depending on what week it falls on that year. Usually my mind is so racing with birthday junk that I look at the calendar and say, "Oh.. Easter is this weekend!".  And of course I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed so even attending Palm Sunday services does nothing to remind me that Easter is the next week.  Then when I do remember I would rather take that time to teach … [Read more...]

Be You.

Believe in Yourself - Be You.

I saw this the other day and I loved it. It's great reminder we all need. The best thing we can give the world is ourself because everyone else is already taken.  Print it off and hang it where you need the daily reminder.   Believe in Yourself- Be You Printable   … [Read more...]

Happy Valentine’s Day

beloved

Remember today that Valentine's Day does not define you. If it's a good year for you, skip this. But if you're beat down this year.... Maybe you're alone, maybe you're fighting with your spouse or maybe your kids just had too much valentine's day party candy and are driving you absolutely insane, you are still a beloved of God. This holiday does not define you. It's just a day, not a life, not a lifetime. Print this out and put it where you need a reminder. It's free, for you today. You are loved. And a Beloved.   … [Read more...]